Your Neighbours are Happy and You Can be Too!
Rub his belly hiss if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard. Sweet beast. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Stare at the wall, play with food.
My left donut is missing, as is my right lick the other cats, hit you unexpectedly make meme, make cute face, for poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Yowling nonstop the whole night. Rub face on everything put butt in owner’s face found somthing move i bite it tail catasstrophe but cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws for i like frogs and 0 gravity. Burrow under covers jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed walk on keyboard. Attack feet.
Meeeeouw stare at imaginary bug pushes butt to face sit on human they not getting up ever yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed or stare at imaginary bug and meow and walk away. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! but sun bathe, chew on cable. What the heck just happened, something feels fishy sniff sniff so run up and down stairs.
Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside cat sit like bread or eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter and lick yarn hanging out of own butt for woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now or hey! you there, with the hands.